And it's this really old dude named Father Abraham? HAHAHA. OMG. I love Eurovision. He has previously written the Smurf Song (it's gonna take me hours to write this with all the laugh attacks) and holds the record for best selling Dutch composer ever, apparently. No further information has been released by the broadcaster, however, the song will be performed in Dutch. Yay for that! I'm sick and tired of English in Eurovision, countries should embrace their languages and not perform in really bad English (this is mostly aimed at Russia and Ukraine though. Belarus has done well for themselves; their performances are generally in decent English -cough-cough-since 2008-cough-cough- even if the singer doesn't speak a word of it!)

Whatever you do, do not send De Toppers again. If you thought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was brutal, you should watch De Toppers performance. Geez. I still haven't watched the whole performance to this day because I have to stop the video about 90 seconds into it.

Anyway, good luck the Netherlands! Hopefully the JESC win has recandled the spark for you.